Somewhere, someone else has it worse. Plan an improvised night? This was great! I used to enjoy the outdoor gay cafe in the Castro. Excellent list. I want beer.
You guys have the time for it to be worth your while. Anchor Steam is brewed in Portrero Hill and the brewery has tours , so any self-respecting SF dweller will drink that when there is little else. You live in the most beautiful city in the richest nation on Earth.